Monday, January 10, 2005

I Am El Niño. That's Spanish for.... the Niño. - Chris Farley

I commute by bicycle. This is the first winter I’ve done it. I’m not going to complain about the weather in California. It ain’t so bad really.

But sheeeeeite! It’s frickin’ raining, man. I don’t mind getting wet, I have the gear for it. But, the bike and chain get full of dirt and sand, and my clothes show up with wet spots sometimes. It’s kind of like Mother Nature said, "Ya wanna ride yer bike to work? How about three inches of rain in a 30 – mph wind, biatch? You like that? ‘Cause I got more."

Classic California. Three months ago it was so dry everything was on fire. Now we’re washing away.

What we need is some of that nice, stable, Midwestern weather.

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