Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Nigerian Pope?

Word on the street is that they're looking at a Nigerian cardinal as a possibility for the next Pope.

I can see it now: New Pope appears at the window in St. Peter's Square. Blesses the crowd.

Makes an announcement, "The Vatican Bank needs a place to park thirty million dollars. Just give us your account number, we will wire the funds to that account. After ten days, we will give you two million dollars. Bless you my children."

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